[2022] Oregon Announces New Coach

[HAFFnHAFF]

 

Eugene, OR - After a lackluster performance in front of the hometown crowd to kick off the 2022 College Football Season, the University of Oregon held a press conference to announce their new head coach hire, HAFFnHAFF. HAFFnHAFF comes from an intramural flag football background where he excelled both as an athlete and as a coach for the Women's B league team, Show Us Your TDs. Coach HAFFnHAFF was unable to coach the week 1 game against Michigan State because it conflicted with the B league semi-finals. Fortunately, with a week 2 bye for the Ducks, HAFFnHAFF will be able to fulfill his coaching obligations for Show Us Your TDs and then get to work with Oregon as they prepare to fly to Hawaii for their week 3 matchup.

 

In his introductory press conference, HAFFnHAFF alluded to major changes coming to the philosophies on both the offensive and defensive side of the ball. When pressed for more information he refused to clarify his remarks saying,

 

"I guess you will just have to fly to Honolulu and see for yourself next weekend. In fact, I would recommend flying there now and spending some time touring the island. It's pretty awesome. I honestly might not have accepted the job if I didn't get to go there myself. If you do go, be sure and eat some Loco Moco for me."

[smackemz]

"HAFFnHAFF comes from an intramural flag football background where he excelled both as an athlete "

 

Already lying to the media.

[HAFFnHAFF]

I put up some insane stats in C League Flag Football in college. I could run circles around all my music major friends ?